booze bus locations tonight Page 6

Hunting for booze bus locations tonight? Not happening—random breath testing is meant to be random, and locations aren’t broadcast for very obvious safety reasons.

Police can set up anywhere, anytime; the only guaranteed strategy is the radical classic: don’t drink and drive.

Grab a rideshare, taxi, designated driver or the couch—it’s cheaper than fines, demerits and a roadside lecture.

Plan ahead, arrive alive, and save the suspense for the footy, not the flashing lights.