guinea pig

Ah, the humble guinea pig—Australia’s favourite squeaky companion, not a pig, nor from Guinea. These chubby rodents are excellent pets, known for their gentle temperament and vocal personalities. They typically live around 4 to 6 years and require a diet rich in vitamin C to avoid scurvy (yes, guinea pigs can get scurvy, the irony). You’ll want a spacious cage, plenty of hay, fresh vegetables, and a buddy—because guinea pigs are social creatures who hate loneliness. For local adoption or purchases, check out PuppyList or Tradingpost. Remember, they’re not flashy pets but great for those who prefer subtle squeaks over loud barks.